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Inside every cynical person there is a disappointed idealist

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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

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Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster...

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Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster...

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I...

Don't just teach your children to read.. Teach them to question what they read. Teach...

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Don't just teach your children to read.. Teach them to question what they read. Teach...

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

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Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

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Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

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There has got to be more to life than just be really, really ridiculously good...