My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away

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Keep calm and love dogs

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Keep calm and love dogs

The least I can do is speak out for those who cannot speak for themselves

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The least I can do is speak out for those who cannot speak for themselves

The best therapist has fur and four legs.

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The best therapist has fur and four legs.

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

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Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

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Happiness is a warm puppy.

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

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Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my...

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A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my...

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

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A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

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Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

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Haloween=candy Thanksgiving=food Christmas=gifts New Year=drinks Valentines=sex Birthday=All the above.jpg

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

Live a life of love, honesty, appreciation, kindness and strength. Sprinkled with a little silliness

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Live a life of love, honesty, appreciation, kindness and strength. Sprinkled with a little silliness

Trust takes years to build, seconds to break and forever to repair

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Trust takes years to build, seconds to break and forever to repair