I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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A wife says to her husband "I want you to whisper dirty things in my...

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A wife says to her husband

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

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What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

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When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

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The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

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If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

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Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman....

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman....

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

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Haloween=candy Thanksgiving=food Christmas=gifts New Year=drinks Valentines=sex Birthday=All the above.jpg

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted

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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

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You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

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The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

Imagination is more important than knowledge

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Imagination is more important than knowledge

Act bad don't hurt me, look sexy, talk dirty.

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Act bad don't hurt me, look sexy, talk dirty.