Happiness is a warm puppy.

Picture Quote by Charles M Schulz

Happiness is a warm puppy.

Topics: Animals Picture Quotes, Dogs Picture Quotes, Happiness Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes, Puppies Picture Quotes

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

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What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and...

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and...

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

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Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

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Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

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Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

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Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

People with the greatest advice usually have the most problems.

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People with the greatest advice usually have the most problems.