I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.

Quote by Ann Diehl

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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm...

I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm...

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

The veracity which increases with old age is not far from folly.

The veracity which increases with old age is not far from folly.

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that...

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that...

In my country we go to prison first and then become President .

In my country we go to prison first and then become President .

The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you...

The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you...

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Perhaps middle-age is, or should be, a period of shedding shells; the shell of ambition,...

Perhaps middle-age is, or should be, a period of shedding shells; the shell of ambition,...

All things must change To something new, to something strange.

All things must change To something new, to something strange.

Living in an age of advertisement, we are perpetually disillusioned. The perfect life is spread...

Living in an age of advertisement, we are perpetually disillusioned. The perfect life is spread...

On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had...

On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had...

Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow...

Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did...

Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did...

If Monday was a person, it'd be a Ginger...

If Monday was a person, it'd be a Ginger...