I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.

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Clear your mind of cant.

Clear your mind of cant.

Take care of your body. Its the only place you have to live.

Take care of your body. Its the only place you have to live.

The individual who says it is not possible should move out of the way of...

The individual who says it is not possible should move out of the way of...

Running is one the best solutions to a clear mind.

Running is one the best solutions to a clear mind.

If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard...

If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard...

The resistance that you fight physically in the gym and the resistance that you fight...

The resistance that you fight physically in the gym and the resistance that you fight...

Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase.

Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase.

Winners do what losers don't want to do.

Winners do what losers don't want to do.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Physical fitness is not only one of the most important keys to a healthy body,...

Physical fitness is not only one of the most important keys to a healthy body,...

When working out, length is not a substitute for intensity.

When working out, length is not a substitute for intensity.

Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!

Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!

Those who do not find time for exercise will have to find time for illness.

Those who do not find time for exercise will have to find time for illness.

There is no secret routine, there is no magical number of reps and sets. What...

There is no secret routine, there is no magical number of reps and sets. What...

The difference between a goal and a dream is a deadline.

The difference between a goal and a dream is a deadline.

Enter every activity without giving mental recognition to the possibility of defeat. Concentrate on your...

Enter every activity without giving mental recognition to the possibility of defeat. Concentrate on your...

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

Man has no Body distinct from his Soul; for that called Body is a portion...

Man has no Body distinct from his Soul; for that called Body is a portion...

Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic.

Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.