Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff.

Quote by Harold Nicolson

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow...

Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow...

We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others by their acts.

We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others by their acts.

The great secret of a successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and...

The great secret of a successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and...

When I look back upon the more than sixty years that I have spent on...

When I look back upon the more than sixty years that I have spent on...

The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish...

The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish...

We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts

We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts

The gift of broadcasting is, without question, the lowest human capacity to which any man...

The gift of broadcasting is, without question, the lowest human capacity to which any man...