You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.

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I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Fly the white flag of war.

Fly the white flag of war.

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

You disgust me....go on

You disgust me....go on

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.