Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: American Dream Quotes, Bosses Quotes

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.