If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance throw chocolate at her

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance throw chocolate at her

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I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

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I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I'll...

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Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I'll...

A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

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A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

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Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

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The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

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Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to...

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When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to...

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best,...

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It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best,...

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

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The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

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When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

A man can keep another's secret better than his own. A woman her own better...

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A man can keep another's secret better than his own. A woman her own better...

If you want to understand women listem to them

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If you want to understand women listem to them