When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to read the books I like. Then I'm scared they'll hurt my baby

When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to read the books I like. Then I'm scared they'll hurt my baby

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But luxury has never appealed to me, I like simple things, books, being alone, or...

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But luxury has never appealed to me, I like simple things, books, being alone, or...

When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

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When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

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Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

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If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

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If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I'll...

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Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I'll...

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after...

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A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after...

Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My bestfriends know that I'm completely...

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Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My bestfriends know that I'm completely...

I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

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I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

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Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

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May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....