If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance throw chocolate at her

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance throw chocolate at her

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Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

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Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

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The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

Time spent with cats is never wasted

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Time spent with cats is never wasted

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

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Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

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At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

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Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Carribbean love.

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You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Carribbean love.

There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

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There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

A big bear hug for you.

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A big bear hug for you.

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid, and...

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I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid, and...

Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

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Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

It is hard to be a woman. You must think like a man, act like...

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It is hard to be a woman. You must think like a man, act like...

Taking joy in living is a woman's best cosmetic.

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Taking joy in living is a woman's best cosmetic.