The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.

Picture Quote by Louis C.K.

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.

Topics: Food Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Hate Picture Quotes

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you.

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If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

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After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would...

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If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would...

Eat a big breakfast, average lunch and tiny dinner.

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Eat a big breakfast, average lunch and tiny dinner.

It doesn't matter how hard you work in the gym if you don't control what...

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It doesn't matter how hard you work in the gym if you don't control what...

Food tastes better when you eat it with your family.

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Food tastes better when you eat it with your family.

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

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Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

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At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

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Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

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The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

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We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

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Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's...

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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's...

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

I hate it when I have to be nice to someone, I really want to...

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I hate it when I have to be nice to someone, I really want to...