The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.

Picture Quote by Louis C.K.

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.

Topics: Food Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Hate Picture Quotes

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you.

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If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you.

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

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Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

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I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays...

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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays...

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, don´t tell we used...

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An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, don´t tell we used...

Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it...

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Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it...

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

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The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

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Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

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I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

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Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man...

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A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man...

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.

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For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.