The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.

Picture Quote by Louis C.K.

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.

Topics: Food Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Hate Picture Quotes

If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you.

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If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you.

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

Food tastes better when you eat it with your family.

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Food tastes better when you eat it with your family.

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

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After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would...

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If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would...

Eat a big breakfast, average lunch and tiny dinner.

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Eat a big breakfast, average lunch and tiny dinner.

It doesn't matter how hard you work in the gym if you don't control what...

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It doesn't matter how hard you work in the gym if you don't control what...

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...

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I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...

A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my...

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A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my...

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

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Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman....

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman....

Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

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Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

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Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

I hate when people steal my ideas, before I think of them.

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I hate when people steal my ideas, before I think of them.