The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

Picture Quote by Jay McInerney

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

Topics: Family Picture Quotes, Friendship Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

Smile, it confuses people!

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Smile, it confuses people!

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

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It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

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Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you...

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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you...

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

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There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.

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What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.

When having a one-night stand, men are less choosy than women when it comes to...

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When having a one-night stand, men are less choosy than women when it comes to...

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...