New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

Picture Quote by Charles Lamb

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

Topics: Birthday Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, New Year Picture Quotes

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair

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We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair

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Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

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Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

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New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

I love my computer because my friends live in it

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I love my computer because my friends live in it

As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone...

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As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone...

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

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They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

Let's make a beautiful world. Happy New Year!

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Let's make a beautiful world. Happy New Year!