A wife says to her husband "I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear" to which the husband replies: "kitchen bathroom, livingroom".

A wife says to her husband "I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear" to which the husband replies: "kitchen bathroom, livingroom".

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to...

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When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to...

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

The more you do, the more mistakes you'll make

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The more you do, the more mistakes you'll make

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best,...

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It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best,...

Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

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Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

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New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

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Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Carribbean love.

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You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Carribbean love.

I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" when opening up a door was created by...

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I'm pretty sure the whole