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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

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How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman....

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman....

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

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Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

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Don't underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary