I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

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Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

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It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

I rise at six and then I feed the chicks , And I'm feeling lonesome...

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I rise at six and then I feed the chicks , And I'm feeling lonesome...

If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe." "If you were my wife I'd...

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If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe.

Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

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Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid...

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Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid...

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

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Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

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A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

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Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

If you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all.

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If you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all.

Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his...

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Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his...

Act bad don't hurt me, look sexy, talk dirty.

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Act bad don't hurt me, look sexy, talk dirty.