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I rise at six and then I feed the chicks , And I'm feeling lonesome and blue, And when I milk the cow it seems, somehow , My thoughts keep straying to you. And as the horse and I plough the field nearby, Your memory I can't erase, For while I walk at the rear of the horse, my dear, I seem to see your face. I'm gonna sow the seed of deep devotion , fertilize it with emotion
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