Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Quote by Robert Orben

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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee....

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee....

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

If you can laugh together, you can work together

If you can laugh together, you can work together

A compliment is verbal sunshine

A compliment is verbal sunshine

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Would that there were an award for people who come to understand the concept of...

Would that there were an award for people who come to understand the concept of...

If it were (Is it not) outrageous that society should treat with such rigid precision...

If it were (Is it not) outrageous that society should treat with such rigid precision...