Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Quote by Robert Orben

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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

A compliment is verbal sunshine

A compliment is verbal sunshine

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted...

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted...

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to...

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.