Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Quote by Robert Orben

Topics: Funny Quotes, Politicians Quotes

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

A compliment is verbal sunshine

A compliment is verbal sunshine

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to...

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...