Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
Quote by Robert Orben
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...
A compliment is verbal sunshine
If you can laugh together, you can work together
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to...
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take...
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
From where the sun now stands I will fight no more.
No good Indian but a dead Indian