With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

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Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

If you can laugh together, you can work together

If you can laugh together, you can work together

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee....

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee....

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take...

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take...