If you can laugh together, you can work together.

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Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee....

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee....

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

A compliment is verbal sunshine

A compliment is verbal sunshine

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as...

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as...

We have to keep our eye on inflation, but so far inflation remains reasonably in...

We have to keep our eye on inflation, but so far inflation remains reasonably in...

A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now...

A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now...