Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Quote by Robert Orben

Topics: Funny Quotes, Happiness Quotes

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take...

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take...

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I...

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted...

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to...

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

If you can laugh together, you can work together

If you can laugh together, you can work together

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

We all have ability. The difference is how we use it.

We all have ability. The difference is how we use it.

Mr. Right's coming.. but he's in Africa and he's walking!

Mr. Right's coming.. but he's in Africa and he's walking!