I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

Quote by Joan Rivers

Topics: Housework Quotes

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience...

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience...

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the...

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the...

I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through...

I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through...

Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart...

Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart...

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He...

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He...

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds

Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, Get the...

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, Get the...

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He...

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He...

He who limps is still walking.

He who limps is still walking.

Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive...

Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive...

It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world...

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world...

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.