I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

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The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.