If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse.

Quote by Proverbs 27:14

Topics: Funny Quotes

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put...

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I...

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I...

Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.

Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.

One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesnt live like...

One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesnt live like...

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have...

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have...

I never said most of the things I said.

I never said most of the things I said.

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the...

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the...

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.

Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.