The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Quote by Frank McKinney Hubbard

Topics: Funny Quotes, Money Quotes

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a...

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a...

If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken...

If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken...

Happy Leap Day! Use it to do something adventurous that you'd never normally do! Now...

Happy Leap Day! Use it to do something adventurous that you'd never normally do! Now...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage,...

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage,...

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is...

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is...

He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his...

He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his...

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke...

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke...

When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique...

To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique...

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper...

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

There is nothing wrong with change...if it is in the right direction.

There is nothing wrong with change...if it is in the right direction.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by...

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by...

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that...

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that...

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he...

Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he...

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years...

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years...

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.