Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

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As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of...

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of...

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...