I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

Quote by Bo Burnham

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And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles...

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.