When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

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I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad...

Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles...

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles...

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Where are all the sour patch parents?

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

Love is all about... whistles.

Love is all about... whistles.

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...