Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

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And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad...

Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles...

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...