My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bitch all the time.
Quote by Bo Burnham
Ex Girlfriend Quotes
Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...
Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...
Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles...
And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...
When life gets you down, make a comforter.
And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...
YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
Where are all the sour patch parents?
Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad...
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...
Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...
For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.
I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...