I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

Quote by Bo Burnham

Topics: Gay Quotes

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

Love is all about... whistles.

Love is all about... whistles.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles...

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles...

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Where are all the sour patch parents?

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...