Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

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When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...