Where are all the sour patch parents?

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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

Love is all about... whistles.

Love is all about... whistles.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles...

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles...