People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that we are thinking faster, too.

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A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.