Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Quote by Christopher Morley

Topics: Belief Quotes

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.