Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

Quote by Christopher Morley

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I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper...

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper...

Only the sinner has a right to preach

Only the sinner has a right to preach

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five...

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five...