Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
Quote by Christopher Morley
Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...
If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...
Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.
Act like you expect to get into the end zone.
A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one...
The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.
The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock
God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five...
Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...
Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...
New York, the nation's thyroid gland.
We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...
From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...
The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.
We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...
There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.