Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

Quote by Christopher Morley

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I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper...

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper...

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.