Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Quote by Christopher Morley

Topics: Life Lesson Quotes

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

Only the sinner has a right to preach

Only the sinner has a right to preach

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

If the Prodigal Son's a parable, and if Adam and Eve are metaphors, then maybe...

If the Prodigal Son's a parable, and if Adam and Eve are metaphors, then maybe...

A man has no religion who has not slowly and painfully gathered one together, adding...

A man has no religion who has not slowly and painfully gathered one together, adding...

The maid that loves goes out to sea upon a shattered plank, and puts her...

The maid that loves goes out to sea upon a shattered plank, and puts her...

Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs. Rather it condemns the oppression...

Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs. Rather it condemns the oppression...