A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Quote by Christopher Morley

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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

All students can learn.

All students can learn.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She...

Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She...

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...