A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Quote by Christopher Morley

Topics: Anger Quotes

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

Only the sinner has a right to preach

Only the sinner has a right to preach

All students can learn.

All students can learn.

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends...

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends...

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with,...

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with,...