People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that we are thinking faster, too.
Quote by Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley Quotes
God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five...
Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.
The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.
Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.
Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper...
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.
Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...
Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.
The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.
Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She...
If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...
We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...