Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late?

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From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper...

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper...

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

The obvious is that which is never seen until someone expresses it simply.

The obvious is that which is never seen until someone expresses it simply.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter...

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter...