The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

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It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

All students can learn.

All students can learn.