The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

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A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Only the sinner has a right to preach

Only the sinner has a right to preach

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof...

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof...

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created...

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created...