Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Quote by Christopher Morley

Topics: Cute Life Quotes

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

I'm a polyatheist - there are many gods I don't believe in

I'm a polyatheist - there are many gods I don't believe in

After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my...

After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my...

A belief is not true because it is useful

A belief is not true because it is useful