Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Quote by Christopher Morley

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Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

Only the sinner has a right to preach

Only the sinner has a right to preach

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.

How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.

An angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes.

An angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes.