Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Quote by Will Rogers

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The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

Wit thou well that I will not live long after thy days.

Wit thou well that I will not live long after thy days.

I feel monotony and death to be almost the same.

I feel monotony and death to be almost the same.

Nothing is lasting but change; nothing perpetual but death.

Nothing is lasting but change; nothing perpetual but death.