There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...
Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.