There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...