Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again
Quote by Will Rogers
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...
There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...
Where a new invention promises to be useful, it ought to be tried
Everything one invents is true, you may be perfectly sure of that. Poetry is as...
There's such a thing as theater discipline. One player doesn't appropriate another's inventions.